Tag: Humour

If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you’re trying to get them sacked.

If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven’t understood the seriousness of the situation.

For all the bankers out there!

If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “How would the Lone Ranger handle this?”

What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he’s got something to eat and he won’t die.

Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency – welcome to a day in the average office.

Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a LOSER!

Every time you open your mouth you have this wonderful ability to continually confirm what I think.

Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow.

Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.

Process and Procedure are the last hiding place of people without the wit and wisdom to do their job properly

There may be no ‘I’ in team, but there’s a ‘ME’ if you look hard enough.